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The Lighter Side
At least we still have the right to remain silent
I want you to be a tax paying welfare collecting
Ok, joke's over. Bring back the Constitution.
If guns kill people do pencils misspell words
I read the constitution didnt see anything about bailouts
I voted, then I puked (4x6 oval)
dear congressman perhaps your next term
A nation of sheep shall be ruled by pigs
Admit it our public debate has been reduced to reading each others bumper stickers
Americans will believe anything
At least god doesnt think hes obama
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for-Will Rogers
Bi-Partisanship: Double Penetration
Boy I wish big brother were here
common sense is not so common -Voltaire
Dear IRS please remove me from your mailing list
Dear public servant please stop helping me
Democrats change doesnt matter
Do you love America? Snitch on your neighbor
Does government have an off switch
Does it count as an abortion if a republican drops a bomb on a pregnant woman?
Fascism. It's what's for breakfast.
free cheese is only found in mousetraps
Freedom noun whatever the President says it is
George W Bush no longer the worst
George, ...your dad should have pulled out, too.
Go ahead, argue with my stickers.
gosh it doesnt feel like theyre lying to me
Government and porn promising everything delivering nothing
government loves me this i know
I have this crazy idea the Constitution actually means something
If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal
Im already against the next president
Im authorized to question authority
Im having trouble keeping up with all the things im supposed to be afraid of
Im with the government and Im here to help
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong-Voltaire
Liberty an entirely new political experience
Live simply so the cops cant find you
Making pot against the law-Hicks
most days i just dont give a shit
my government spent one trillion
once a year we should hang someone in government
One of the penalties for refusing-Plato
Over taxed small business owner
Point and click means youre out of ammo
prohibition makes criminals rich
Push Button and listen for a short message from the president (Place on hand dryer in restroom)
Sadly political power attracts those who should be denied it
Schools open your kid is getting dumber
socialism is hazardous to your health
The difference between government and mafia? SIZE
The French did have one good idea
The only thing gov does well is nothing
The right is wrong the left is stupid
Theres no government like no government
Thomas Jefferson for president
Weve become a nation of paranoid whining crybabies
Who did your voting machine vote for?






