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The Lighter Side
At least we still have the right to remain silent
I want you to be a tax paying welfare collecting
Annoy a politician defend the constitution
Ok, joke's over. Bring back the Constitution.
If guns kill people do pencils misspell words
I read the constitution didnt see anything about bailouts
In america no one is above the law
I voted, then I puked (4x6 oval)
dear congressman perhaps your next term
A little rebellion now and then - Thomas Jefferson
A nation of sheep shall be ruled by pigs
Admit it our public debate has been reduced to reading each others bumper stickers
Americans will believe anything
At least god doesnt think hes obama
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for-Will Rogers
Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry
Bi-Partisanship: Double Penetration
Boy I wish big brother were here
bumper stickers will save the world
common sense is not so common -Voltaire
Congressman noun 2 The Problem
Conservatism the right brand of socialism for you
Dear congressman hows your last term
Dear IRS please remove me from your mailing list
Dear public servant please stop helping me
Democrats change doesnt matter
Do you love America? Snitch on your neighbor
Does government have an off switch
Does it count as an abortion if a republican drops a bomb on a pregnant woman?
Doesnt matter who you vote for - Bill Hicks
Fascism. It's what's for breakfast.
For English Press 1, To Learn Spanish Press 2
free cheese is only found in mousetraps
Freedom noun whatever the President says it is
George W Bush no longer the worst
George, ...your dad should have pulled out, too.
Go ahead, argue with my stickers.
gosh it doesnt feel like theyre lying to me
Government and porn promising everything delivering nothing
government loves me this i know
Govt healthcare death and taxes
How much does a congressman cost
Huh funny how Homeland Security rhymes with Gestapo
I have this crazy idea the Constitution actually means something
I think therefore I am Libertarain
If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal
If You Can't Convince Them Confuse Them
Im already against the next president
Im authorized to question authority
Im having trouble keeping up with all the things im supposed to be afraid of
Im with the government and Im here to help
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong-Voltaire
Ive become angry bitter and hateful
Laugh until life makes sense 4x6
Liberty an entirely new political experience
Live simply so the cops cant find you
Making pot against the law-Hicks
most days i just dont give a shit
My Diet Is My Health Insurance Plan
my government spent one trillion
My honor student learns history from his gym coach
next time im voting for an accountant
once a year we should hang someone in government
One of the penalties for refusing-Plato
Only a politician who says hes lying
Over taxed small business owner
Point and click means youre out of ammo
prohibition makes criminals rich
Push Button and listen for a short message from the president (Place on hand dryer in restroom)
Sadly political power attracts those who should be denied it
School's open, hide all the children!
Schools open your kid is getting dumber
socialism is hazardous to your health
The constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government
The difference between government and mafia? SIZE
The government is taking away our freedoms
The only thing gov does well is nothing
The right is wrong the left is stupid
Theres no government like no government
This Election I'm Voting With My Middle Finger
Thomas Jefferson for president
We jail rapists why not politicians
We The People Eagle 4 inch circle
Weve become a nation of paranoid whining crybabies
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions
When a politician wrestles with his conscience Sobran
Who did your voting machine vote for?
With Politicians Like These Who Needs Terrorists? Ron Paul






